The Mind of a Web Developer

The Mind of a Web Developer
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Provides euphoric happy juice when

code works right

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Regular Expressions This region of brain is usually impossible to make sense of. If performing surgery, I recommend cutting this part out and inserting your own brain matter (just start from scratch, it'll be easier - trust me)

This is where you entertain fantasies about strangling the developers that made Internet Explorer

Copes with the despair of caffeine crash

This area of the brain allows you to remember hundreds of lines of code and cryptic syntax but still occasionally forget where you put the dam car keys

This area is responsible for keeping you up at night when you know a page doesn't validate* *may also make you want to endlessly parktake in the CSS vs Tables Debate... because it's not enough to beat a dead hourse, some people have to pile-drive it

Makes you feel guilty about writing a bad hack

Supplements that guilt by making you promise yourself that you'll fix that bad hack later

When you RTFM it goes into brain meats

Introduces the gag reflex upon reading code that was hacked together 10 years ago by an incompetent moron

This safeguards you from slipping into a state of dementia after taking in approximately 12 craptons of information every single day

DEPRECATED BRAINMEATS

( Mousehover to the Critical Areas of Mind.)
Idea by Mingle².